Two Too Far

He then explained, “Well y’all we’re only two miles out right now and we need to be at least three, so we’ve got to go a little more.” I was so terrified I blurted out, “Nuh-uh we’re already two too far. Do what you gotta do but don’t update me please.” I wanted to call a helicopter to come rescue me and get me back to dry land ASAP.